No. 239 | February 26, 2012
The Artist is the big winner of the night, with five Academy Awards including Best Picture. Hugo also picked up five Oscars, all in technical categories.
The Oscars are tightly scripted and short on suspense. If there was a surprise, it was Meryl Streep‘s Best Actress win for The Iron Lady, her first in nearly thirty years. That answered my question, “Will she ever win again?” As she noted in her speech, the answer to that question now is “No.” One pair of upset winners were the editors for The Girl With the Dragon Tattoo, Kirk Baxter and Angus Wall, who seemed genuinely surprised and at a loss for words. The most emotional speech was Octavia Spencer‘s. Jean Dujardin was was grateful in English, then overjoyed in French.
Billy Crystal is a class act and did a fine job, just about all you need for the Oscars.
I did pretty fine too in my predictions, with 18 picks out of 24 (one better than last year). Respectable, perhaps a shade better. (Any * below indicates a winner I predicted.)
Summary of Oscar wins by feature film:
The Artist — 5
Hugo — 5
The Iron Lady — 2
The Help — 1
Beginners — 1
Midnight in Paris — 1
The Descendants — 1
A Separation — 1
Rango — 1
Undefeated — 1
The Girl With the Dragon Tattoo — 1
The Muppets — 1
Winners by category:
WINNER: The Artist
Actor in a Leading Role*
WINNER: Jean Dujardin, The Artist
Actress in Leading Role
WINNER: Meryl Streep, The Iron Lady
Actor in a Supporting Role*
WINNER: Christopher Plummer, Beginners
Actress in a Supporting Role*
WINNER: Octavia Spencer, The Help
WINNER: Michel Hazanavicius, The Artist
Writing (Original Screenplay)*
WINNER: Woody Allen, Midnight in Paris
Writing (Adapted Screenplay)*
WINNER: Alexander Payne and Nat Faxon & Jim Rash, The Descendants
Animated Feature Film*
Documentary (Short Subject)
WINNER: Saving Face
Foreign Language Film*
WINNER: A Separation
Short Film (Animated)*
WINNER: The Fantastic Flying Books of Mr. Morris Lessmore
Short Film (Live Action)*
WINNER: The Shore
WINNER: The Artist
WINNER: The Girl With the Dragon Tattoo
WINNER: The Iron Lady
Music (Original Score)
WINNER: Ludovic Bource, The Artist
Music (Original Song)*
WINNER: “Man or Muppet,” The Muppets
The Pause Button
So wraps up another year in movies. Time for me to hit the pause button again. For a while longer…till next time.
Quote of note
—Al Zimmer (John Goodman), The Artist (2011)
No. 238 | February 26, 2012
You can find my thoughts about the films of 2011 in these two posts cleverly titled “Films of 2011″—Part 1, Part II. In this post I pretend to know what the members of the Academy will be doing (or should be doing) when they hand out those little golden men on Sunday night. A “pick” is my choice among the nominees, where I have an opinion; a “prediction” is my opinion about other people’s opinions. I wouldn’t bet the farm.
The Academy decided five nominees were not enough, then decided ten may be too many. For the first time ever, this year there are nine. I won’t argue about the number (other, better films were left off) but Extremely Loud & Incredibly Close, The Help, and War Horse have no business being on the list. Moneyball I’d have skipped too. If any of the other five win, I wouldn’t be disappointed. But I’d be shocked if The Artist is not the name in the envelope.
PICK: The Artist
PREDICTION: The Artist
Actor in a Leading Role
The early awards have been split between George Clooney and Jean Dujardin. I liked them both. Clooney surprised me, and Dujardin did his share of mugging but had his moments of subtlety too. I suspect the winds are blowing in The Artist‘s favor.
PICK: George Clooney
PREDICTION: Jean Dujardin
Actress in Leading Role
A year ago I picked Michelle Williams in this spot, for her raw and brave performance in Blue Valentine. A very different role this time, and I’ll pick her again. Which is not to say she will win. It’s a toss-up between Meryl Streep (will she ever win again?) and Viola Davis.
PICK: Michelle Williams
PREDICTION: Viola Davis
Actor in a Supporting Role
These actors have turned in some great performances over the years, though no one here has yet won an Oscar. A high crime indeed. Max von Sydow is perhaps the most overlooked, getting only his second nomination. He deserves the statuette but it appears his contemporary Mr. Plummer (both were born in 1929) will be giving the speech.
PICK: Max von Sydow
PREDICTION: Christopher Plummer
Actress in a Supporting Role
Not a lot of suspense with this one. Well deserved.
PICK: Octavia Spencer
PREDICTION: Octavia Spencer
The picture and the director go together, right? I look forward to the presenter trying to pronounce his name.
PICK: Michel Hazanavicius
PREDICTION: Michel Hazanavicius
Writing (Original Screenplay)
Woody has won his share of Oscars, and this should add to his collection. His best work in years.
PICK: Woody Allen, Midnight in Paris
PREDICTION: Woody Allen, Midnight in Paris
Writing (Adapted Screenplay)
In another year The Descendants would win many categories. Still, it will not go home empty-handed.
PICK: Alexander Payne and Nat Faxon & Jim Rash, The Descendants
PREDICTION: Alexander Payne and Nat Faxon & Jim Rash, The Descendants
Animated Feature Film
Documentary (Short Subject)
PREDICTION: The Tsunami and the Cherry Blossom
Foreign Language Film
PREDICTION: A Separation
Short Film (Animated)
PREDICTION: The Fantastic Flying Books of Mr. Morris Lessmore
Short Film (Live Action)
PREDICTION: The Shore
PREDICTION: The Tree of Life
PREDICTION: The Artist
PREDICTION: The Artist
PREDICTION: Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 2
Music (Original Score)
PREDICTION: Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy
Music (Original Song)
PREDICTION: “Man or Muppet”
Quote of note
“You think losing is fun?”
—Billy Beane (Brad Pitt), Moneyball (2011)
No. 237 | February 26, 2012
The end of the year came before the end of my moviegoing for 2011, and my recap from the holiday season was admitedly an incomplete look back at last year’s films. I blame Hollywood. Most weekends are a drought for quality, then at the end of the year the heavens open. I suspect we could more easily change the weather than the movie studios’ release schedule, which does create a challenge for anyone who wants to see all the movies that are worth seeing.
By now I’ve seen most, though not all, of what I’ve wanted to see. (Melancholia, Carnage, some foreign films, e.g., remain on my “must see, but not yet seen” list.) So, with the red carpet already laid out for the Oscars, it seems like a good time for a 2011 recap redux.
In the post below I’ll offer my quick take on some notable films that I hadn’t mentioned last time, including a few notable for the wrong reasons. Then I’ll wrap up with my choices for top films for the year. (As I type this I still haven’t made my list, so I’m as eager as anyone to find out what they are.)
A love story in love with movies, and with the way movies were once in love with love. I found the film fascinating (and the reaction fascinating to read as well). The Artist aims to recapture something that’s been lost, something more than just the stripped-down conventions of an early movie era. It wants a way of looking at our world and ourselves free of the ironic and cynical view that’s become commonplace in recent times. Not all was well in the old days, and The Artist has its scenes of tragedy as well. Those moments may seem easier for us to grasp; the scenes of wide-eyed innocence feel less familiar. They feel nostalgic, in fact, and if there is any use to nostalgia, it’s to say there’s something not quite right with the way things are today. The once-fresh world of movies has grown old and stale, and we need a new way forward. That’s a critique I find persuasive: you’ll have to look hard to find anything new on this list of top grossers for the past year. The Artist has something in common with the films on that list; it too borrows from the past. But it is not an old film. It’s wildly entertaining and the freshest film of the year.
A film about sadness, but hardly sad at all, Beginners is sweet and warm, yet far too sweet and warm for its own good. The performances are fine, and give credit to Ewan MacGregor and Christopher Plummer, especially. The cast makes the film worth watching, but the story seems oddly muted. Conflict is avoided at all turns, characters are explored only so far, and this tale of how life can be messy and full of surprise seems a bit too neat in the end.
A Better Life
An immigrant gardener and his son, and the struggles of working-class life in Los Angeles. The Oscar nomination for Demián Bichir is well-deserved, and all the better if it draws a bigger audience for the film, now on DVD. The bond between father and son is heartfelt and moving.
Frailty, thy filmmaker is Alexandar Payne, the director who has given us Ruth Stoops (Citizen Ruth), Tracy Flick (Election), Warren Schmidlt (About Schmidt), and Miles Raymond (Sideways). No one is as flawed and as compromised in The Descendants, except perhaps the mother, who is left in a coma after a fleeting few moments waterskiing off the Hawaii coast in the movie’s opening scene. This film belongs to George Clooney, playing the husband she can cheat on no longer. He is a true hero by Paynean standards, an accomplished lawyer, a respected patriarch, though a hapless father to his two daughters. Payne does excellent work blending tragedy with humor, and Clooney and the cast are terrific.
Extremely Loud & Incredibly Close
The film has its flaws. There’s the problematical appropriation of 9/11 for its ready-made tale of anguish, reducing a still-fresh national tragedy to a simple plot device, to the occasionally annoying, frequently not credible, central character, Oskar, the boy who loses his father in the World Trade Center crash. The father left behind a key and Oskar searches the city of New York for the lock it belongs to. So far, not so good. But Oskar’s encounters provide a number of memorable scenes. Viola Davis, Jeffrey Wright, and Sandra Bullock all do good work, and Max von Sydow as the mysterious “renter” shines in a role without a word of dialogue. A bit gimmicky, but that is par for the movie overall.
The performances are wonderful. Michael Fassbender offers a brave and powerful portrayal of a man addicted to sex. Carey Mulligan shows why she is one of the leading lights of her generation. The bitter truth that the movie pretends to deliver, however, is all bitter and no truth. I found the story not just unappealing but hard to believe. Director Steve McQueen may be more interested in the buttons he’s pushing in his audience than the lives of his characters onscreen.
This film from Iranian writer-director Asghar Farhadi ranks high on the list of critics’ favorites. I’d have liked it more if it were a little less the Bickering Bickersons of Tehran. It’s a drama about a family being torn apart: a married couple on the brink of divorce, a grandfather with Alzheimer’s, a daughter caught in the crossfire. The father hires a housekeeper, but when her pregnancy ends in miscarriage, he ends up in court accused of murder. Fair to say, Persian justice does not operate the same as our own. A Separation is a good film, well worth seeing, though I have to say, not as great as advertised.
Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy
Did I enjoy it? Thoroughly. Will I see it again? Absolutely. Did I follow it? Well, yes and no. There’s a complicated plot that I wouldn’t dare to describe. It almost comes as an afterthought, anyway. Atmosphere, character, and games of trust and deceit are at the center of this Cold War spy story, adapted from the novel of John le Carré, with a cast of mostly Brits headed by Gary Oldman. First rate all around.
A misfire of epic proportions. A war is fought, millions die, but all is well: the horse survives. Steven Spielberg, please phone home. (We won’t even bring up what you did to Tintin.)
Another Oscar nomination (Nick Nolte as the alcoholic father) already on DVD. Warrior is a father-son drama set in the world of martial arts fighting. Above average for its kind, though nothing especially groundbreaking.
1. The Artist
2. The Tree of Life
3. Midnight in Paris
5. J. Edgar
7. A Dangerous Method
8. The Descendants
9. Margin Call
A few notes: (1) On any other day, you’d get a different list. I could see any of the top four or five being #1, for example. (2) I’ve left off foreign-language films, documentaries, and some others. It’s silly enough to rank films of different genres telling different stories, but I did want to draw the line somewhere. These are feature-length, live-action, fiction films in English. That’s it. (3) The conventional wisdom is that 2011 was a below-average year for movies. I think it’s too early to tell. What we are fond of now and fond of later are often different movies, and ultimately what makes a good year is a few good films that linger in our memory, not the ones we forget. I’d guess most of the films on the list will stand up, and others will emerge. But I don’t really know. Only time will tell. (Now, I’m wondering how I could have left off Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy. The second guessing has already begun.)
The Artist (2011)
Michel Hazanavicius, writer-director
Guillaume Schiffman, cinematographer
Jean Dujardin, Bérénice Bejo, Uggie
Quote of note
—George Valentin (Jean Dujardin), The Artist (2011)
No. 236 | December 30, 2011
Last we met, on this page at least, we were heading down the yellow-brick road with Dorothy to celebrate some joyous news with the Munchkins. That was May. May? May! So where have I been? Good question. Where have you been? Another good question. And where oh where has the time gone?
Long story short, my already full life became even more full and something had to give. That something turned out to be writing for this site on any kind of a regular basis. I had expected that I’d find time to add occasional posts, but that, I’ve learned, is harder to do when it’s not part of a daily or weekly routine. So the year has slipped away—pffft!—but before it is officially done, let’s take a look back at some of the movies of 2011.
For the record, this is not my list of ten best films of the year. No reason to stop at ten anyway, and slowpoke that I am, my moviegoing for the year remains a work in progress. I’m still catching up with a few films from November (and before), and some late-year releases are just hitting theaters (A Separation opens today).
Rather, this is a list of movies I’ve seen (so far) that made going to the theater worth the time and effort. It’s incomplete and somewhat arbitrary—I’ll have something a bit more definitive to say after I’ve taken in a few more year-end releases, sometime before Oscar time. Let me add this disclaimer: these are not necessarily great movies. Some are only arguably good, flawed but with enough redeeming value to make them worth noting.
I’ve broken out the list into two groups: one, films from before the deluge, i.e., before Oscar hopefuls hit theaters starting around October, and the other, films that have come out since.
The Tree of Life
Terrence Malick doesn’t direct many films—five features in 38 years (though he may be just a slow starter, with nearly as many in pipeline). What he lacks in number he more than makes up for with uncommonly rich, dense explorations of the beings who people his stories. His stories are not the linear narratives we’re used to getting at the movies. Nor are his characters revealed through the usual mix of dialogue and action. Malick’s works resemble photographed novels as much as they do cinema. Malick combines images, dreams, memories, and voiceovers to portray lives lived in the context of forces far beyond, and deeper than, ordinary experience. His latest, The Tree of Life, has divided critics and audiences (making it the kind of movie I tend to favor). A tour de force or tour de farce? Depends whom you read. I lean toward the former view. The story ostensibly is about a family in a small town in Texas, yet it takes time for meditations ranging from the origins of the universe to the ultimate demise of Earth. Within that grand sweep we see human life not as a thing in itself but an episode in the continuum. Few movies take such a wide perspective; 2001: A Space Odyssey, a very different film, is one. Malick, like Kubrick, contemplates the mystery of it all and gives his audience something rare, a chance to experience wonder.
Midnight in Paris
We think of Woody Allen as a New York director but he seems to have found new life in recent years making movies in Europe. Since 2005 he’s released four films shot in London and one in Barcelona. This year it’s the City of Light and Midnight in Paris is the best of the lot. (Rome gets its turn next year with Nero Fiddled.) Owen Wilson turns in a winning performance as Gil, an American writer in love more with the city than with his fiancée. His knack for time travel offers an escape as he hobnobs with greats from the city’s storied expatriate past—Hemingway, Fitzgerald, Stein, Porter, Picasso, Dalí, and Buñuel among them. The film is sweet and whimsical, more than a bit nostalgic, and for one interlude in which Gil steals the heart of Picasso’s mistress, wonderfully portrayed by the beautiful Marion Cotillard, it’s altogether touching.
Drive is a steely cool slice of L.A. crime drama propelled by an unflappable, razor-sharp lead performance from Ryan Gosling. The film borrows freely from a variety of sources, and influences such as Jean-Pierre Melville and Sergio Leone give the story a distinct non-Hollywood feel. The driver, never named, is a man of few words. He works as a mechanic in a shop run by gangsters, does stunt driving for the movie biz, and hires himself out for getaway work. A loner by nature, he gets involved with his neighbor (Carey Mulligan), who has a young son and a husband getting out of prison. Complications ensue and plans inevitably go awry. Among the strong supporting cast is Albert Brooks as a ruthless and surprisingly believable bad guy.
A comedy with great laughs and real people. See, that’s not so hard. Thank you, Kristen Wiig et al. More like this, please.
Cave of Forgotten Dreams
Werner Herzog’s 3-D documentary inside the Chauvet Cave in France, where some of the world’s great art has been sealed for thousands of years. Ever wonder, What is it to be human? This film holds part of the answer to that question.
The Company Men
A timely film about a corporate downsizing and for the unlucky duckies who lose their livelihood, what happens next. A fine cast led by Ben Affleck, Chris Cooper, Kevin Costner, and Tommy Lee Jones.
Thanks to the brave leadership of politicians and medical professionals, the societies of the world pull together, avert panic, and successfully combat a mysterious and deadly virus sweeping the globe. Oops…that’s a different film. This one’s from Steven Soderbergh, and sad to say, it may be a somewhat more realistic view of what could someday happen.
The film is a remake of a 2007 Israeli thriller and doesn’t achieve all that you might have hoped. Still, it’s a heckuva story, and with Helen Mirren, Tom Wilkinson, and the busy Jessica Chastain, among others, you’re in good hands.
A Greek film that’s part horror, part comedy, about three older children living a totalitarian nightmare devised by their deranged parents. Unlike anything you’ve ever seen.
Hanna is a teenage girl living in the northern wilderness, where she is trained by her father to be an assassin. Saoirse Ronan does a terrific job in the title role. The film is uneven in spots and has some plot elements that don’t really work. Nevertheless, there’s plenty of action, some nicely photographed sequences, and a few moments of brilliance.
I can think of a few things wrong with this movie, but I enjoyed the performances, especially those of Octavia Spencer, Viola Davis, and Emma Stone. The racial divide of Jackson, Mississippi, in the 1960s may not be the same as it is today, but the divide now between the haves and have-nots feels as wide as ever, and for that reason, the film seems unusually timely.
A Canadian-made film set in the Middle East and largely in French. Two adult children travel back to the war-torn homeland of their dead mother to deliver letters to their brother and father and discover the truth about their family and themselves. It’s devastating.
Films about baseball typically are not great movies. This is no exception, though it is a cut above many of the others. The tale leaves behind old-fashioned notions of the romance of the sport. This one’s all about the science of numbers. Perhaps that’s the way the game is played these days, but also it’s part of the problem—for the sport and for the movie. A little more heart wouldn’t hurt.
Probably the best Steven Spielberg film this year, though J. J. Abrams directed this one. I liked the story of the clever kids, breaking curfew to make a movie. The extraterrestrials show up, and what started fresh begins to feel like something we’ve seen a few too many times before.
Errol Morris’s documentary on the fascinating story of Joyce McKinney, with a big juicy 1960s sex scandal, a kidnapping, Mormons, and dog cloning to boot.
Adapted from a British television series, The Trip follows the hilarious Steve Coogan and Rob Brydon on their travels through the Lake District of Northern England. They drive, they stop at one inn or another, and they eat. Not a lot more happens. But they talk, and their repartee and impressions account for some best laughs you’ll find on film this year. The movie feels a bit slapdash, and I can’t help but wonder what didn’t make it into the final cut, but one thing is sure: no one who sees it will think of Michael Caine the same way again.
The story is over the top—but Roland Emmerich was never one for subtlety. He took liberties—hey, like Shakespeare—so don’t come to this film looking for history. Whatever merits the Earl of Oxford–as–Bard authorship theory may hold (it does make for fascinating reading), at heart this film is a paean to the greatest writer of the English language who ever lived. That’s something special, whatever his name was.
A Dangerous Method
Carl Jung and Sigmund Freud at the birth of psychoanalysis, featuring the story of Sabina Spielrein, the patient, protégée, and lover who unites then divides them. Strong performances from Michael Fassbender and Viggo Mortenson. Keira Knightley plays the troubled and irresistible Sabina. It’s a period picture, but with David Cronenberg at the helm, working from a Christopher Hampton script, it’s not at all old-fashioned.
The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo
The first of Stieg Larsson’s Millennium trilogy to get its English-language big-screen treatment, it delivers more or less what you’d expect (though not much more): quick storytelling from David Fincher, a pulsating score from Trent Reznor, and dynamite performances from Rooney Mara in the title role and Daniel Craig doing some very un-Bond-like detective work. The film is the kind of up-to-date genre piece that Hollywood should be making more of, if only it could kick its fantasy habit.
A film about the magic of movies, and made with more than a bit of magic itself. The story of Georges Méliès, the pioneer filmmaker who lost favor with audiences, ran a toy store with his wife at Gare Montparnasse in Paris, and late in life was rediscovered is one that deserves to be told, and now in fictionalized form it has. Martin Scorcese directed the adaptation of Brian Selznick’s inventive novel. Fine performances, with many comic touches and sweet moments. I am probably more fond of this film than any other I’ve seen recently, and it’s the rare 3-D film I’m glad to have seen in 3-D.
The Ides of March
Intrigue behind the scenes of a presidential campaign, with pols and candidates more lifelike than we get on the reality TV known as cable news. George Clooney directed and stars as Governor Mike Morris, but the film belongs to the campaign manager played by Ryan Gosling, who’s having quite a year. An all-around fine cast, with Philip Seymour Hoffman, Paul Giamatti, Marisa Tomei, Jeffrey Wright and Evan Rachel Wood on hand to do deeds nefarious and otherwise.
Here, friends, is the love story of the year. Leonardo DiCaprio is a revelation as the one and only J. Edgar Hoover. Armie Hammer is Clyde Tolson, his colleague, confidant, and more. Naomi Watts is his lifelong secretary, the loyal Helen Gandy. A richly told tale directed by Clint Eastwood, probably on balance as good a film as any he’s made.
If you want a movie to help you understand the financial crisis of 2008, I’d recommend the documentary Inside Job. It shows how the 1% ripped off the 99% and gives you the who-did-what (plenty of bad guys, not a lot of good guys). Margin Call is the story of some of those crooks. You might not like them—a few are just rich assholes, after all—but you get a sense of the price they pay. The film doesn’t let them off the hook, but you can understand why they do what they do. That may not be a popular take in these times, but it’s an achievement. The cast is wonderful and the performances well worth the time.
My Week with Marilyn
Marilyn Monroe, as great a star as the movies have known, is brought to life in a remarkable performance by Michelle Williams. You can’t take your eyes off her. That’s the reason to see this movie, even if the film may be slight in other ways.
The Pause Button
As noted above, I’ll be back with another post or two early in 2012, recapping the year and looking at the Oscars (February 26). The regular schedule for posts about movies is on hold for the time being. I’d like to get back to writing more about movies when time permits, but that will not be very soon. I have a couple of ideas for other movie projects, and someday I will get to them too. Meanwhile, my next writing gig will not about movies, and will not be online, but it will keep me occupied for some time, and if and when there is news to share about that, I will let you know.
For you crossword fans, my 16-month series of Gram Cracker minipuzzles wrapped up earlier in December. It was a fun experiment, and in the end I’d say the puzzles turned out well. Hope it was fun for you solvers too. Once again, a big “thanks” to two-time ACPT champ Dan Feyer for his expert test-solving skills, a big help to me getting the puzzles ready for prime time. The Gram Crackers and other puzzles, as always, are at the MAD Puzzles page.
Martin Scorsese, director
Robert Richardson, cinematographer
Brian Selznick (book, The Invention of Hugo Cabret), John Logan (screenplay), writers
Asa Butterfield, Ben Kingsley, Chloë Grace Moretz, Sacha Baron Cohen
Quote of note
“If you ever wonder where your dreams come from, look around: this is where they’re made.”
—Georges Méliès (Ben Kingsley), Hugo (2011)
No. 235 | May 2, 2011
In my five decades and counting I’ve had the chance to witness quite a bit of history, but tonight I can say that I don’t remember a moment like this. So often the most memorable events are the most tragic—the assassinations of the ’60s, the Oklahoma City bombing, and of course, 9/11. There have been jubilant occasions, too—the Apollo 11 mission to the moon, the fall of the Berlin Wall—but as an occasion of justice and victory, today’s news, though on a smaller scale, feels like something we may not have experienced in the United States since the end of World War II.
Osama bin Laden is dead. The news was shocking when it came—not because we’d given up the effort, but because we’d given up the thought that it would actually happen. Yet now we get to think about it differently. The effort to get bin Laden (not to be mistaken for our multiple missteps along the way) was not a lost cause, after all. Suddenly, so it seems, we got it right.
The past decade has been painful and troubling, filled with more futility and self-doubt than we ever would want to admit. The demise of bin Laden puts an end to one chapter of our recent history. Though time will tell what it means, for the moment it is reason to celebrate.
As I watched the news with my wife, who I met in the weeks following 9/11, and my son, who’s approximately the age that I was watching the events of November 1963, I felt a glimmer of hope that I have not felt in a long, long while. Maybe we can move on now. It’s about time.
Ding Dong! The witch is dead.
Which old witch?
The Wicked Witch!
Ding Dong! The Wicked Witch is dead.
Wake up, sleepy head,
Rub your eyes, get out of bed.
Wake up, the Wicked Witch is dead.
She’s gone where the goblins go,
Below, below, below.
Yo-ho, let’s open up and sing and ring the bells out.
Ding Dong the merry-oh,
Sing it high, sing it low.
Let them know
The Wicked Witch is dead!
The most fitting movie for the occasion, it seems to me, is the most American of movies, The Wizard of Oz. The witch is dead! The nightmare is over. The time to leave the storm cellar has come.